So. I subscribed to a feed which shows me what people are googling. It's interesting, really. I think I was expecting more porn, but I'm pleased to say there's actually not any of that (besides Kendra Wilkinson's recent situation). But we won't go into that; I have no interest in porn, but if you do, perhaps you ought to check that out instead of my little ol' blog.
ANYway, what I came here to talk about is tonight's most googled phrase: Tom Cruise is dead. At first, I was slightly concerned about the crazy couch-jumper, but I've done a bit of research and found that it's not truth, and he will live to parent Suri another day.
Also interesting: Gary Coleman was on the list because he was hospitalized today. Come to find out, his wife has the exact name of my mother-in-law, but spelled very differently. Get well soon, Gary.
I've been working on something really hard the last little while, which is why I've been absent. But don't you worry: I'm still here, I still have a husband and a dog, and I'm still riding my bike around. It's a good life.
Coming up next: a blog post revealing why I am, in reality, an old lady. Also, a post about my favorite artists of late. Stay tuned.